Christina Aguilera is post-pregnantly hot

Christina Aguilera made her first post-pregnancy appearance at a West Hollywood Best Buy yesterday. Wow, lactation is awesome. Even better she had a C-section. You know what means, fellas. Huh? Yeah? But, no, seriously, what does it mean? I know nothing about the birthing process. All my dad told me was that a stork shows up and steals your wallet and testicles. Which explains why he attacked a pelican with a broken beer bottle during my first trip to the zoo. Fortunately he set me in the tiger pit beforehand. He even gave me a raw steak to play with. Love ya, Pop.